by James Ritch | Jul 11, 2022 | Uncategorized
By David Martin – This gas crisis is affecting everything. When we opened our internet tubes this week, nothing emerged because … wait for it … our search engine was out of gas. When the first wells began producing crude oil in the 1860s, that oil was distilled to...
by James Ritch | Jul 1, 2022 | Uncategorized
By David Martin — We were excited when our internet tubes revealed that the name of our hometown was used prominently in a major motion picture. In “The Man From Toronto,” starring Kevin Hart and Woody Harrelson, Hart’s character decides to take his wife on a weekend...
by James Ritch | Jun 24, 2022 | Uncategorized
By David Martin — Our internet tubes yielded some good facts about fishing — but you should’ve seen the ones that got away. Huge! Archeological discoveries show that humans have been eating fish, and presumably fishing, for hundreds of thousands of years. Means to...
by James Ritch | Jun 21, 2022 | Uncategorized
By David Martin — Our internet tubes were getting really old so we replaced them with new ones. Too bad we can’t do the same with old body parts … but wait, science might have an answer to that. Shinya Yamanaka won the Nobel Prize for discovering, in 2007, how...
by James Ritch | Jun 10, 2022 | Uncategorized
By David Martin – Our internet tubes this week could barely (!) contain all the information that came out about baldness. Although some men like being bald and some women love bald men, the usual male pattern (!) is to regret losing your hair and then trying to do...
by James Ritch | Jun 3, 2022 | Uncategorized
By David Martin — When we opened our internet tubes this week, all kinds of fun and enticing names came out. It took us a moment to figure out they were names of lipsticks. Historians say that ancient Sumerians were the first to wear lipstick some 5,000 years ago, but...